I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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