I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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