so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Its about making memories worth repressing
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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