I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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