As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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