we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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