Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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