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I think i peed on brittanys purse
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I'm always down for nudity.
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