spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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