k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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