Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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