I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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