On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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