Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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