I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
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What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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