That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
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one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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