ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Man, jail baloney is awful.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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