He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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