"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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