Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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