so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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