Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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