So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
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i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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