He is an equal opportunity slut.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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