If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
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Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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