Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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