He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
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I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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