We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Someone came in the potted fern
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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