She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Boobs speak an international language.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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