So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
