Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Is it because I queefed?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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