I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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