Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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