Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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