So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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