You made me cry and you don't even care
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I just gargled with NyQuil
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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