Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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