The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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