Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
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I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
My vagina just clenched in fear
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