My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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