I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
