i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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