at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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