Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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