How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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