he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
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We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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