i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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