scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
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It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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