Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
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And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
My day in three words: secret purse cake
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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