Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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