im holly from the hills drunk
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
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I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
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I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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