everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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