He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize