So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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